PM Outfitters Custom Laser Engraved Lethal Weapon Murtaugh “I’m Too Old For This Shit” Premium Leatherette Slim Can Cooler - Natural/Cream Koozie

Keep your slim can beverages cold while celebrating one of cinema’s most iconic catchphrases with this premium custom laser engraved drink koozie featuring Detective Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon. Handcrafted by PM Outfitters, this natural/cream leatherette slim can koozie combines functionality with classic 1980s movie nostalgia and timeless humor.
Product Features
Premium Leatherette Construction
• High-quality lined leatherette material in natural/cream
• Soft, durable exterior with smooth finish
• Unique laced edge detail with decorative stitching
• Professional craftsmanship for long-lasting use
• Designed specifically for slim cans
Precision Laser Engraving
• Iconic portrait of Detective Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover)
• Famous catchphrase: “I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.”
• Square badge design with double border
• Orange/tan leather engraving with black line work and text
• Photo-quality portrait detail
• Permanent engraving that won’t fade, peel, or crack
Superior Insulation
• Lined interior keeps drinks cold longer
• Fits slim 12oz cans perfectly (Red Bull, White Claw, Truly, etc.)
• Condensation-free exterior keeps hands dry
Versatile & Practical
• Ideal for movie nights, parties, tailgating, and everyday use
• Collapsible design for easy storage
• Easy to clean and maintain
• Perfect conversation starter
Perfect For
• Lethal Weapon fans and collectors
• 1980s movie enthusiasts
• Danny Glover fans
• Gifts for anyone who relates to the sentiment
• Movie night gatherings and watch parties
• Tailgating, BBQs, and social events
• Man caves, home bars, and entertainment rooms
• Funny gag gift for birthdays and retirements
• Anyone who appreciates classic movie quotes
Specifications
• Material: Premium leatherette with foam insulation
• Color: Natural/Cream with orange/tan engraved patch
• Patch: Laser engraved orange/tan leather with portrait
• Fits: Slim 12oz cans (Red Bull, White Claw, Truly, Michelob Ultra, etc.)
• Dimensions: Slim koozie size (approximately 6” tall, narrower diameter)
• Special Feature: Decorative laced edge detail
• Care: Wipe clean with damp cloth
About Lethal Weapon & This Iconic Quote
“I’m too old for this shit” became one of the most memorable and frequently quoted lines in cinema history, delivered by Danny Glover as Detective Roger Murtaugh in the 1987 action-comedy classic Lethal Weapon. The phrase perfectly captured Murtaugh’s world-weary attitude and has resonated with audiences for decades as a humorous expression of exhaustion and exasperation. This koozie celebrates that legendary movie moment with premium custom laser engraving.
Why Choose PM Outfitters?
Each koozie is carefully crafted with attention to detail, combining modern laser engraving technology with premium materials. Our custom products make perfect gifts and personal keepsakes that showcase your love for classic movies and timeless humor.