Cousin Eddie's Septic Tank Service Trucker Hat – PM Outfitters Laser-Engraved Woodgrain-Pattern Leatherette Patch | Richardson 112 Forest Green Heather Gray White | Holiday Heritage

Cousin Eddie's Septic Tank Service Trucker Hat

"You dump it, We pump it. Open Christmas Eve!" Celebrate one of the most hilariously memorable characters from classic holiday comedy with this custom-designed Septic Tank Service trucker hat. This premium Richardson 112 cap captures the character's entrepreneurial spirit with original artwork and vintage-inspired detail.

Fit & Feel

Richardson 112 Original Trucker fit. Adjustable snapback closure for the perfect fit, mid-profile structured front panels, pre-curved visor with contrast stitching. Rich forest green front panels with white/silver mesh back and a heather gray structured bill.

Patch & Craftsmanship

Custom laser-engraved leatherette patch with distressed woodgrain-pattern finish, a detailed septic tank truck illustration, and the classic tagline "You dump it, We pump it. Open Christmas Eve!" Contrast stitching throughout.

Lifestyle

Perfect for holiday movie marathons and parties, white elephant exchanges and Secret Santa, funny Christmas presents that stand out, and anyone who loves a good holiday-comedy quote.

Care

Spot clean only. Do not machine wash. Air dry, and handle the leatherette patch gently to maintain its vintage appearance.

Why You'll Love It

A guaranteed conversation-starter and holiday-season crowd-pleaser, handcrafted with the same quality and attention to detail found in every PM Outfitters hat.

FAQ

Is this officially licensed by Warner Bros.?
No — this is an independently designed PM Outfitters tribute product inspired by the film, not officially licensed by Warner Bros.

What size does this hat fit?
One size fits most, thanks to the adjustable snapback closure.

How do I clean it?
Spot clean only. Do not machine wash. Air dry, and handle the leatherette patch gently to maintain its vintage appearance.

Disclaimer: This is an independently designed PM Outfitters tribute product inspired by the film. It is not officially licensed, endorsed, or affiliated with Warner Bros. Entertainment.

Shipping: Handcrafted and ships within 1-2 business days. Free shipping on Shopify orders $75+. Arrives with PM Outfitters branded hang tag.