Cousin Eddie’s Septic Tank Service Trucker Hat - Christmas Vacation Inspired Cap

“You dump it, We pump it. Open Christmas Eve!” - The ultimate holiday comedy hat!

EXCLUSIVE PM OUTFITTERS DESIGN - You won’t find this anywhere else!

Celebrate the most hilariously memorable character from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation with this custom-designed, exclusive Cousin Eddie’s Septic Tank Service trucker hat! Created exclusively by PM Outfitters, this one-of-a-kind design features an original vintage-inspired leather patch you can’t get anywhere else. This premium Richardson 112 cap perfectly captures Eddie’s entrepreneurial spirit with unique artwork and attention to detail found only at PM Outfitters.

Product Features
Premium Richardson 112 Construction
• Established quality since 1970
• Original 112 Trucker fit - the gold standard in trucker caps
• Adjustable snapback closure for the perfect fit
• Mid-profile structured front panels
• Pre-curved visor with contrast stitching

Exclusive PM Outfitters Design Details
• EXCLUSIVE custom laser-engraved leather patch - only available at PM Outfitters
• Original artwork designed exclusively for PM Outfitters customers
• Vintage distressed leather patch with authentic woodgrain texture
• Detailed septic tank truck illustration created exclusively for this design
• Classic tagline: “You dump it, We pump it. Open Christmas Eve!”
• Rich forest green front panels with white/silver mesh back
• Heather gray structured bill
• White mesh back for breathability
• Contrast stitching throughout
• Green button top

Specifications
• Style: Richardson 112 Trucker
• Fit: Adjustable (one size fits most)
• Crown: Mid-profile, structured
• Colors: Forest green front, white mesh back, heather gray bill
• Fabric: Cotton-poly blend front, polyester mesh back
• Closure: Plastic snapback
• Visor: Pre-curved
• Made with premium materials for lasting durability

Why You’ll Love It
This isn’t just any Christmas Vacation hat - it’s an exclusive PM Outfitters original design and a tribute to one of comedy’s most quotable characters! The custom leather patch features incredible vintage detail designed in-house by PM Outfitters that you won’t find anywhere else. This unique design looks authentically worn, just like Eddie’s actual business might use. The green, gray, and white colorway gives it a classic working-man aesthetic while remaining stylish enough for everyday wear.

What makes this hat exclusive:
• Original PM Outfitters artwork and design
• Custom-created leather patch only available here
• Unique vintage distressed styling
• One-of-a-kind detailing not found on any other Cousin Eddie merchandise
• Limited production runs ensure exclusivity

Whether you’re hosting holiday parties, watching Christmas movies, or just want to make people laugh, this exclusive hat is guaranteed to be a conversation starter that nobody else will have!

Perfect for:
• Christmas Vacation movie marathons and holiday parties
• Gift giving for National Lampoon fans who want something unique
• White elephant exchanges and Secret Santa (be the hit of the party!)
• Funny Christmas presents that stand out
• Casual everyday wear with humor
• Holiday season wear (Thanksgiving through New Year’s)
• Anyone who loves Cousin Eddie quotes
• Gag gifts with premium quality and exclusivity
• Christmas movie fans who collect unique merchandise

Care Instructions
To keep your exclusive Cousin Eddie hat looking great:
• Spot clean only
• Do not machine wash
• Air dry
• Do not iron directly on leather patch
• Handle leather patch gently to maintain vintage appearance

Limited quantities available - this exclusive design won’t last long! Get yours before Eddie’s business closes for the holidays!

PM Outfitters Quality Guarantee
Each hat is carefully crafted with attention to detail and quality you can trust. This exclusive design is only available through PM Outfitters - accept no imitations! Questions? Contact our team - we’re here to help!