{"product_id":"stick-of-butter-hat-gold-otto-foam-front-rope-trucker-pm-outfitters","title":"Stick of Butter Hat — Gold Otto Foam Front Rope Trucker | PM Outfitters","description":"\u003cp class=\"s15\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s14\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eStick of Butter Hat — Gold Otto Foam Front Rope Trucker | PM Outfitters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eSalted. Grade AA. Net Wt. 4 oz. Eight tablespoons to a half cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eThe butter stick wrapper is the most universally recognized piece of kitchen packaging in America. PM Outfitters laser-engraved it onto a holographic patch — iridescent, color-shifting, impossible to ignore — and put it on an Otto foam front rope trucker in solid gold. Because butter is the foundation of everything worth eating, and it deserves a hat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eIt's funny. It's also sincere. Both things are true at once, and the people who get this hat understand both immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s15\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s14\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eThe Holographic Patch — Grade AA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eThe design is a faithful recreation of the classic butter stick wrapper: 'SALTED' across the top. 'BUTTER' in bold center-stage. 'GRADE AA' to the right. Net weight 4 oz (113g). And the full tablespoon measurement guide across the bottom — 1 TBSP through 8 TBSP, 1\/4 cup and 1\/2 cup markers — exactly as it appears on every stick of butter in every refrigerator in the country.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eThe holographic finish makes it. The iridescent surface shifts from silver to rainbow to gold depending on the light — catching the eye before anyone has read a single word. Then they read it. Then they laugh. Then they want the hat. That sequence is not an accident. That's the design working exactly as intended.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eLaser engraved holographic patch — iridescent, color-shifting in light\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003e'SALTED BUTTER GRADE AA' — the complete wrapper label, faithfully executed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eNet Wt. 4 oz (113g) — present and accounted for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eFull tablespoon measurement guide — 1 through 8 TBSP, cup markers included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eRectangular format — the butter wrapper shape, on a hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eHolographic silver-rainbow finish — visible from across the room\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eCommercial heat-press applied — permanent professional bond\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s15\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s14\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eThe All-Gold Otto Foam Rope Trucker:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eThe hat is gold because butter is gold. Gold foam front. Gold visor. Gold mesh back. Gold rope detail across the bill. Monochromatic, committed, and absolutely deliberate. The holographic patch is the single point of contrast — which means every eye goes straight to it. The Otto foam rope trucker's signature rope detail across the bill adds the retro character that makes this hat work beyond the joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eOtto World Famous Foam Front — premium foam fabric construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eAll-gold — front, visor, mesh, and rope in matching gold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eSignature rope detail across bill — the hat profile that stands apart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eTerry cloth sweatband for comfortable all-day wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eDurable snap closure — OSFM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s15\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s14\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eWho Wears the Butter Hat:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eHome cooks who put butter in everything and consider it a value system\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eProfessional chefs — they know the patch is correct\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eBakers who treat butter as a non-negotiable ingredient and a personality trait\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eBBQ and outdoor cooking culture — compound butter, basting, finishing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eAnyone who has ever said 'more butter' as a complete sentence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eFood humor enthusiasts who want the hat nobody else has\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eThe person at the dinner party who brought the thing everyone kept eating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eGift buyers — Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, birthday; butter hat works for any cook on any occasion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eFoodies and culinary culture enthusiasts who appreciate the absurd sincerity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s15\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s14\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eThe Holographic Finish — The Photograph Problem:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eFair warning: this patch photographs differently in every light. In natural light it shifts iridescent silver-to-rainbow. In indoor light it catches gold and blue tones. In direct sunlight it does something genuinely difficult to describe. Buy it in person if you can. If you can't, trust that the photographs undersell it — which is not something we usually say about anything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s15\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s14\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Fit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eOne Size Fits Most via durable snap closure. Otto foam front provides bold structured fit with terry cloth sweatband for all-day comfort — at the stove, at the pit, or at the table.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"s15\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s14\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eSpot clean gold foam front with damp cloth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eWipe holographic patch gently with dry soft cloth — do not scrub or soak\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eDo not machine wash — damages foam construction and holographic finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eAir dry completely before storing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"s16\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s11\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bumpedFont15\"\u003eStore on hat rack to maintain foam front shape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PM Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44922716160045,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7731\/5373\/files\/818E352C-129A-48D1-B799-657B8F74480B.jpg?v=1778177586","url":"https:\/\/pmoutfitters.net\/products\/stick-of-butter-hat-gold-otto-foam-front-rope-trucker-pm-outfitters","provider":"PM Outfitters ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}