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Equal parts nautical novelty and inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Patch — Full Detail:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShield-shaped holographic vegan leather patch — shifts color and shine at every angle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold black double-line border framing the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Motor Boat\" in bold black script lettering across two lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCommercial heat-press application — permanently secured, won't peel or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e18+ Humor Notice:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design is intended as adult humor and novelty wear for buyers 18 and older. \"Motor Boat\" carries a widely recognized double meaning; if that's not your sense of humor, this one's not for you — and that's okay, we've got plenty of other hats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoat owners, boat captains, and lake house regulars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBachelor parties, guys' trips, and tailgate humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who leans into a good innuendo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNovelty and adult-humor hat collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift for the friend who \"definitely has a boat\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOtto Foam Front Rope Trucker Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured foam front panels hold their shape and stand tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreathable black mesh back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGold rope trim along the crown seam and brim edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGold captain's leaf (\"scrambled eggs\") embroidery on the brim — a classic nautical officer's detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable snapback closure — One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandcrafted by PM Outfitters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack \u0026amp; Gold Colorway:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn all-black foam front and mesh back keep the focus on the holographic patch, while the gold rope trim and captain's leaf embroidery bring the nautical officer look full circle. 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